The great chips bubble¶

Welcome to the silicon guilds, where fortunes are minted at the speed of electrons and hype travels faster than a street urchin with a juicy secret. The chip market has become the Ankh Morpork equivalent of alchemy, with NVIDIA, AMD, Intel, and their ilk promising speed, intelligence, and occasional apocalyptic overheating. Investors cheer, analysts scribble frantic charts, and the rest of us squint at the sky wondering when the whole lot will collapse in a spectacular puff of quantum dust.

Disclaimer¶

These pages do not predict conspiracies or calamities, and they certainly do not whisper to your devices, although Vetinari would find that entertaining. They are the carefully calculated musings of The Patrician, who has spent decades ensuring everything runs just well enough for the citizens to feel safe, until they realise how close the edge truly is. Read with a smile, or do not read at all. The choice is yours, but he knows what you choose before you do.