The Patrician surveys the chaos

Ankh-Morpork street scene, crooked medieval buildings with added brass pipes and steam vents, multiple elaborate guild signs hanging overhead

The Patrician sits behind a desk that has seen more schemes than the city’s watch has arrests. His expression is unreadable, which is fortunate because most mortals would require a second mortgage just to interpret the frown that is never quite a frown. No matter.

Disclaimer

You are being observed. This is not a threat but a municipal service, and it runs whether or not you have read the terms, courtesy of Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, who has kept a city in order for decades by the simple expedient of already knowing. The observations are accurate, the tone is light, and any resemblance to your own department is the department’s problem.

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